Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Voluminous Illustration

Salutations, fellow gentlebeings...
Thought I'd toss out some pearls of wisdom to annoy the worldwide Circle of Evil today, and several ideas came up. People often say to look at the Larger View, the Big Picture, or whatever...
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My Enourmous Pictoral Rendering idea is this: you all know my apocalyptic rantings about socioeconomic collapse; I was thinking this morning (yes, it happens) and it occured to me that many of today's problems are the result of us relying on intrusive, overlarge government. During the course of the 20th century, the focus shifted from people being more or less responsible for themselves in the first half or so to people expecting the givernment to handle virtually all of their problems, and as I may have mentioned before, most governments could not organize thier way out of a wet paper bag with a cutting torch (They'd spend a lot of time running studies to see if wet paper will burn at 5000 degrees).
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Gargantuan Sketch Part A:
Power. I have mentioned before that the governments of Canada (or anywhere in North America, for that matter) can't keep up with our increasing energy usage. It's only a matter of common sense that with our ever-increasing assortment of 'must-have' gadgets, from cellphones to air conditioning our energy needs will increase, but the weirdos in charge don't seem to build much in the way of power plants any more. They attempt to from time to time and spend hundreds of millions and decades in the process, but we don't actually get any more power. Imagine how bad the problem will be in 20 years if we continue the way we have... or when gas reaches $2 a litre... or $3. I think we can all agree that the one thing the Oil Cartels and the environmental lobby can agree on is pricier gas, with no upper limit, not to mention the complications caused by a culture of people living 40 km away from their jobs and commuting to work every day. Everyone is spending thousands a year on energy costs, and the costs are all going straight up.
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Expansive Photograph Part B:
The Service Industry: This is being impacted by two issues: first, the rising minimum wage (which of course is well-deserved, don't get me wrong) and second the increase of automation. Those little tags you see in books or DVD cases which trigger the anti-theft devices in stores are being improved and made cheaper every day. They are radio transmitters powered by electromagnetic induction, and once they can hold as little information as a bar code (not far away) for a few cents per unit, there will be no need for cashiers to scan your items. A similar device on your debit or credit card will allow the anti-theft systems in the store to automatically deduct the money from your account, and if you don't have it, notify the police of your identity and what you got away with. With rising minimum wage costs, employers are more motivated to look for alternatives, and it a few short years the entire industry could be almost employee- free. Maybe a security and maintenance staff- say, two or three people for a grocery or retail store, or maybe 20 or so for a mall that today employs several hundred. How many people do you know with jobs in the service industry? or that handle cash? or some sort of spinoff job?
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Bloated Tapestry Part C:
Health Care: Canada is the proud beneficiary of universal health care. Our system has many flaws, but works more or less for the vast majority of cases. However, a problem is arising in that the goverment funds the doctor & hospital aspects but not neccessarily the pharmaceutical aspects. For example, if you have HIV, the government will not buy your drugs for you, whether they cost $50,000 per year or not. So the doctor issue is pretty much a useless issue if you can be told what the cure is but can't afford it. Despite this issue, the government will fund sex-change operations or limitless abortions and emergency rooms are clogged with people with common colds- and the government is fear-mongering the cold sufferers in with scares of SARS and the ineffective Telehealth phone lines (which pretty much are a costly, time consuming way to tell you to go to emergency regardless of your problem). Technology, while it is great in terms of the improvements in health it can give us, also comes with a price tag, which is larger every year- not only because of inflation, but also from new procedures which are developed. Sooner or later, the price tag to keep us alive will be more than we can afford. And of course, there's always a doctor and nurse shortage which is getting worse each year, whatever McGuinty has to say (there's occasionally more doctors temporarily because a great many baby boomer doctors are practising into their 60s and 70s- but they won't live forever). In addition to that, the doctors are now being almost entirely educated by funding from the pharmaceutical companies, who of course will recommend the cures which include the most expensive products that they can (see the drug funding problem, above). Which brings me to:
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Elephantine Depiction Part D:
Education: The education system in Canada (and in other countries, my details on this are less comprehensive) is becoming increasingly controlled by political and corporate interests. Black students were forced to segregated schools in the name of hate and fear only a few generations ago, and now they're building a black segregated school in the name of tolerance and inclusiveness. Of course, our politicians have MUCH better reasons than they did 50 years ago. Teachers are expected to nearly raise our kids for us, and yet they are more restricted each year with arcane rules and regulations about how to discipline, how to talk to our kids, and which horridly outdated sciences they must teach. Meanwhile, of course, there are stories in the news every year about teachers which abuse their students and yet are quietly moved to another school or region... I personally would prefer a teacher that spanks a kid who brings a machine gun or cocaine to school to a teacher that rapes little girls. But hey, I guess that's just me. As a result of these issues, kids are becoming contributing members of society later and later- living as teenagers used to until their mid-thirties or even forties until life finally teaches them what the teachers weren't allowed to.
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To sum up:
The government has screwed up virtually everything they lay their hands to and is completely unaccountable for it. Any of the above problems were initiated by people making $100,000 a year plus. They cannot solve our problems. The government should focus on areas which only a government can handle- military, police, trade, and so forth and get out of the social engineering business. Wherever possible, we as a people should take care of ourselves. We need self-sufficiency- learn to generate some of your own power (solar panels are pretty cheap- look in Canadian Tire), learn a few of your grandmother's home remedies to take pressure off of the emergency room, employ yourself instead of working for a big, faceless corporation, and teach your kids as much as you can while they are still young (anybody remember apprenticeship? It's still a good idea). Don't commute, telecommute. And as I may have mentioned before, move out of town, thicken up your walls with reinforced concrete, and stock up on the canned food and shotgun shells. When the gas-price riots and great homeless migrations begin, you'll be nice, cozy, and more likely to be radiation-free.
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Until next time,
Keep one both eyes over your shoulder-
they never come at you straight on.
Ciao,
The Laodicean Lexiphage.

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Catching up with the world

Greetings once again!
Sorry for not being here for all of you for... er... four months... I was testing a new method of hibernation- distilled all the preservatives from what was advertised as an all-natural salad and mixed the extract with milk on my breakfast cereal... The smurfs were pretty ticked off with me once I woke; I pretty much had to forgive them for eating my whole backup supply of cheerios and crackers, but I wasn't happy about it.
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Let's see- McGuinty has been busy as hell stealing funding from autistic kids and having 13-year old blind pitbulls shot, and most importantly, making excuses and goofy speeches. Par for the course for him. He must be running out of stupid ideas- there's a lot of competition for them- Jack Layton is behind schedule on hiring idiots to throw bricks at cops so that the homeless people (who Jack didn't hire) can be used as convenient damsels in distress; the goof in charge of the Federal liberals has got to come up with more ineffective methods of protecting the environment so that he can blame the Conservatives when they don't work; of course our Prime Minister, whilst not quite in the league of these logic acrobats, needs to take at least 50% stupid for any bill which contains any good ideas (I think the CRTC is behind that- good ideas aren't supposed to count as Canadian Content. If you don't believe me watch a Canadian movie). Harper has been our PM for a couple of years now I guess (I forget the actual date- didn't read as many newspapers while I was unconscious) and to date has succeeded in keeping a couple of scandals below the level Chretien was fond of ("I know dat I am carrying dis big bag of de cash, am soaked in de blood and am standing in front of a tree-kilometer line of de corpses which is leading to de bank, but I delegate de responsibility for dat so I don't know what happened...") and raising the age for sexual consent up to 16 from 14 (that only took 140 years!). Otherwise it appears his goal has been to mildly annoy as wide a cross-section of people as is possible...
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The Smurfs are doing well- the larger smurf has levelled off for a while on his speaking, but seems to be working on other areas... so long as he's coming along I can't complain... the smaller smurf has been speaking with increasing regularity, and is showing piles of enthusiasm for cooking, if not eating the results... her piano playing is coming along very well- she regularly reproduces short strings from songs she likes and practises scales ad nauseum...
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The Men in Black and the Hydro Thugs found my hideout and were rampaging around the place when I woke up from my snooze; I had to disarm them in hand-to-hand combat and knock them out with a small copy of my manifesto. When they came to they were tied up, and I read them the manifesto to pass the time... apparently the psychological damage they suffered as a result caused them to mental-block their memories of the Lair, so I guess the secret location is still safe. I kept some of the Hydro Thugs' electrified nunchuks and the Men in Black had some files in their car I had to look over and photocopy while they were out... hope no one gets in trouble over that one...
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Oh well... enough of that for now... don't want the same effect as my Manifesto on my loyal fans... Hopefully I'll stay off my pudgy behind enough in the future to keep in touch more regularly.
Bye bye now,
The Anti-tergiversant Lexiphage

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