McGuinty's Wisdom
Hello everyone! The Lexiphage has returned!
Hope you all missed me!
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Our freind McGuinty has been hard at work lately; for one, he has been applying his well-thought-out energy strategies to the towns of Port Colborne and Fort Erie, and is also hard at work on relations with the natives.
The two towns I mentioned were both hit with freak snowstorms recently, both getting around a foot (30 cm) of snow and losing the power grid. Naturally, McGuinty's plan to shut down the coal plants and fire up the nukes will cheer them up considerably when Pickering starts producing power again in 2021. Apparently he didn't learn his lesson from the blackouts we've been having for the last FIVE YEARS or so.
His Public Relations talents really came into the limelight, however, when some of the the Six Nations natives decided once again that a particular plot of land was theirs several hundred years ago (just like everywhere else in Canada, but who's counting?). The leaders of the Six Nations came to his goverment and ASKED THEM TO PUT A STOP TO IT. McGuinty, ever the altruist, listened politely to them, agreed that they protesters were not there legitimately, and then also agreed with the hooligans. Once again, McGuinty has angered the special interest group he was trying to placate, while angering everyone else too. Kind of reminds me of Bob Rae (who, incidentally is thinking of returning to politics under the Liberal banner, but that's another story)...
An analogy which occurs to me may illustrate how stupid this whole scenario is. Picture Muslim leaders coming to the Prime Minister's office to tip them off about a terrorist attack before it actually happens. Then the Prime Minister calls up the terrorists just to let them know he's okay with their plan, and they can blow up whatever they like. Then the PM tells the cops not to bother with the whole thing.
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I love Big Brother.
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Well, I'm getting tired of typing, so you all will have to tune in next time, when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this!"
Ciao for now,
the Primogenitous Lexiphage.
Hope you all missed me!
...
Our freind McGuinty has been hard at work lately; for one, he has been applying his well-thought-out energy strategies to the towns of Port Colborne and Fort Erie, and is also hard at work on relations with the natives.
The two towns I mentioned were both hit with freak snowstorms recently, both getting around a foot (30 cm) of snow and losing the power grid. Naturally, McGuinty's plan to shut down the coal plants and fire up the nukes will cheer them up considerably when Pickering starts producing power again in 2021. Apparently he didn't learn his lesson from the blackouts we've been having for the last FIVE YEARS or so.
His Public Relations talents really came into the limelight, however, when some of the the Six Nations natives decided once again that a particular plot of land was theirs several hundred years ago (just like everywhere else in Canada, but who's counting?). The leaders of the Six Nations came to his goverment and ASKED THEM TO PUT A STOP TO IT. McGuinty, ever the altruist, listened politely to them, agreed that they protesters were not there legitimately, and then also agreed with the hooligans. Once again, McGuinty has angered the special interest group he was trying to placate, while angering everyone else too. Kind of reminds me of Bob Rae (who, incidentally is thinking of returning to politics under the Liberal banner, but that's another story)...
An analogy which occurs to me may illustrate how stupid this whole scenario is. Picture Muslim leaders coming to the Prime Minister's office to tip them off about a terrorist attack before it actually happens. Then the Prime Minister calls up the terrorists just to let them know he's okay with their plan, and they can blow up whatever they like. Then the PM tells the cops not to bother with the whole thing.
...
I love Big Brother.
...
Well, I'm getting tired of typing, so you all will have to tune in next time, when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this!"
Ciao for now,
the Primogenitous Lexiphage.
posted by The Lexiphage at 3:39 p.m.
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did you ever hear more on the wolverine?
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