My old pal McGuinty
Hey folks, it's me again.
That was quick, eh?
I'm spoiling the lot of you; you don't deserve it.
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Enough of that rant, now onto another rant.
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My old buddy McGuinty is really at it again: two scintillating jewels of rational thought. First, he once again increased the IBI funding for autistic kids... Yay! He finally increased the number of 'spaces' available by 225 for the first time in his administration. Of course, during that time the wait list has ballooned by 1300% (I'm not making that figure up, it's real!). Don't worry too much though... He also finally increased the funding for educating IBI therapists this year. Of course, that means the new therapists won't be ready for a while, so luckily that money for the 225 new spaces goes right back into general revenues again, and will until the first crop of workers is trained. Let me rephrase:
Dalton McGuinty allocated new funding to autistic kids in such a way that he can easily steal it back legally to pay for resurfacing his pool table in mother of pearl and polished moon rock.
Also, McGuinty recently decided that smoking is illegal in all public venues, throwing hundreds of small businesses into turmoil, in order to protect employees at those locations; however he also decided that casino employees are worthless pricks not worth this consideration. After all, casinos are run by the government, so why should they follow all of the rules? As long as all of the small businessmen who refinance their house and drain their life savings to realize their dream of owning their own bar are mercilessly crushed into bankruptcy so McGuinty can continue to recklessly squander our tax money for his own twisted, personal amusement, where's the harm?
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Well, that was a short one but hopefully I'll be back in 20 minutes or so when McGuinty does something else stupid.
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Arefay Ellway,
The Peccadillous Lexiphage.
That was quick, eh?
I'm spoiling the lot of you; you don't deserve it.
...
Enough of that rant, now onto another rant.
...
My old buddy McGuinty is really at it again: two scintillating jewels of rational thought. First, he once again increased the IBI funding for autistic kids... Yay! He finally increased the number of 'spaces' available by 225 for the first time in his administration. Of course, during that time the wait list has ballooned by 1300% (I'm not making that figure up, it's real!). Don't worry too much though... He also finally increased the funding for educating IBI therapists this year. Of course, that means the new therapists won't be ready for a while, so luckily that money for the 225 new spaces goes right back into general revenues again, and will until the first crop of workers is trained. Let me rephrase:
Dalton McGuinty allocated new funding to autistic kids in such a way that he can easily steal it back legally to pay for resurfacing his pool table in mother of pearl and polished moon rock.
Also, McGuinty recently decided that smoking is illegal in all public venues, throwing hundreds of small businesses into turmoil, in order to protect employees at those locations; however he also decided that casino employees are worthless pricks not worth this consideration. After all, casinos are run by the government, so why should they follow all of the rules? As long as all of the small businessmen who refinance their house and drain their life savings to realize their dream of owning their own bar are mercilessly crushed into bankruptcy so McGuinty can continue to recklessly squander our tax money for his own twisted, personal amusement, where's the harm?
...
Well, that was a short one but hopefully I'll be back in 20 minutes or so when McGuinty does something else stupid.
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Arefay Ellway,
The Peccadillous Lexiphage.
posted by The Lexiphage at 5:09 p.m.
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