The Implications of an Impending Year
Hiya everyone!
At long last I have returned to bring you enlightenment.
Well, it's a new year, and Mr. McGuinty is now enjoying his well-deserved pay raise during his 12 week vacation... Ahem...
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The Smurfs are progressing in leaps and bounds- Mya is now drawing and eating a small but growing variety of foods, and Gavin is talking up a storm. I took a bit of advice from Fiddling Granny and made some homemade muffins for them- without the spelt flour and seaweed she prefers but with milk, several kinds of fruit juice, peanut butter, shredded carrot, organic raw sugar, and a single chocolate chip each, and they seem to be a hit...
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The Neighbour Lady and I are doing well; she has finally realized that nothing I say or do should be relied upon as accurate and is comfortable with that... (except of course my blog, but that goes without saying). Her and I have been officially together since the beginning of September, and both of us are still alive! Not only is this its own benefit, I also have won twenty-eight bucks in two related betting pools!
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My pneumonia is officially gone, no thanks to the doctors, and I am breathing like a normal person again; naturally it is time for my athlete's foot to start burrowing tunnels into the callous on my tootsies and causing me considerable discomfort. Now the cold is here, my arthritis is acting up again... and I'm getting more of that phantom feeling from my peg leg- it stings like you wouldn't believe! My cholesterol has yet to be confirmed, what with the doctor's tiddlywinks tournament going on, but I've lost 10 pounds or so and feel pretty much like I did before, only lighter. A little operation on the alien parasite in my spinal fluid and I'll feel like a spry 68 year old.
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I'll post some pics soon from my shiny new digital camera, but I need to figure out how it works first... no matter how many times I hit it with a rolled up newspaper it refuses to fetch my slipper, so uploading data may be a few steps down the road.
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Well, that's all you get this week, folks.
Talk atcha soon, and may you always have lots to complain about.
Merry New Year from
Seminihilist Lexiphage.
At long last I have returned to bring you enlightenment.
Well, it's a new year, and Mr. McGuinty is now enjoying his well-deserved pay raise during his 12 week vacation... Ahem...
...
The Smurfs are progressing in leaps and bounds- Mya is now drawing and eating a small but growing variety of foods, and Gavin is talking up a storm. I took a bit of advice from Fiddling Granny and made some homemade muffins for them- without the spelt flour and seaweed she prefers but with milk, several kinds of fruit juice, peanut butter, shredded carrot, organic raw sugar, and a single chocolate chip each, and they seem to be a hit...
...
The Neighbour Lady and I are doing well; she has finally realized that nothing I say or do should be relied upon as accurate and is comfortable with that... (except of course my blog, but that goes without saying). Her and I have been officially together since the beginning of September, and both of us are still alive! Not only is this its own benefit, I also have won twenty-eight bucks in two related betting pools!
...
My pneumonia is officially gone, no thanks to the doctors, and I am breathing like a normal person again; naturally it is time for my athlete's foot to start burrowing tunnels into the callous on my tootsies and causing me considerable discomfort. Now the cold is here, my arthritis is acting up again... and I'm getting more of that phantom feeling from my peg leg- it stings like you wouldn't believe! My cholesterol has yet to be confirmed, what with the doctor's tiddlywinks tournament going on, but I've lost 10 pounds or so and feel pretty much like I did before, only lighter. A little operation on the alien parasite in my spinal fluid and I'll feel like a spry 68 year old.
...
I'll post some pics soon from my shiny new digital camera, but I need to figure out how it works first... no matter how many times I hit it with a rolled up newspaper it refuses to fetch my slipper, so uploading data may be a few steps down the road.
...
Well, that's all you get this week, folks.
Talk atcha soon, and may you always have lots to complain about.
Merry New Year from
Seminihilist Lexiphage.
posted by The Lexiphage at 12:43 a.m.
4 Comments:
Out of the ashes rises the Phoenix. Good to hear from you again Cam.
Hey, switch to the new Google.
I don't use the old Google. WTF?
Glad to hear you are finally better....It's been a whole month since you blogged. We expect more frequency than that.
Wow .. it sounds like the kids are really doing well!!
Are the chickenpox over and done with?
And you, feeling like a spry 68 year old. ow cool is that?!?!
The new blogger is no biggie .. hey if Gryper can handle it you can.
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